Juvenilism
My head jumpin' eight steps ahead then falling nine feet back

"Use Less Stuff"

Going back to school soon to become a French teacher. The language has a certain je ne sais quoi...

This tumblr mostly contains iphone photos that I thought looked artsy at the time. As per usual, I was mistaken.

Also contains misguided posts about how hilarious I think I am.

And it goes without saying that if you take me seriously then that makes one of us.
  • fuckyeahjackwhite
  • softincense
  • theworstcaseontario
  • clientsfromhell
  • hitrecord
  • hard-y-addicted
  • beasties
  • fesca
  • staff
  • scarymansion
  • jessisamonster
  • hadadreamofaplaceonanotherplane
  • mrgolightly
  • surrealism
  • fuckyeahdeertick
  • jscottgrand
  • jakec
  • fuckyeahhappy
  • catworship
  • inthereellife
  • consideringrainbows
  • tylergarcia
  • thinair
  • justishudd
  • peyotecoyote
  • sbrac
  • vktrs
  • fringeelements
  • vanduker
  • movieoftheday
  • roaweb
  • lookatthisfuckinghipster

(740): hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara

tfln.

I should tell this to my brother’s girlfriend

(661): My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss

My English teacher in Belgium once told the class that she first got drunk when she was one. SUCCCCCuuuueeusuuesuseuseus (success)

(843): I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents

ha.

(954): He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals

-tfln

(p.s. it can’t)

(205): just found a sign outside my brothers door “not going to church, don’t even try” and he is covered is vomit in his bed.

-tlfn

(bloody sunday?)

(570): jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.

lol

(925): They’re having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.

hahahaha

(401): So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session

tfln

(ew.)

(760): I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.

tfln

(lol.)

(217):

Why is there a cactus in the microwave?

(1-217):

Don’t worry about it.